”去哪兒進(jìn)修了啊,鄭開(kāi)!“小青咋咋唿唿的從鳳尾竹鉆了出來(lái),”","
這十幾天不見(jiàn),咋蔫了啊?有啥想不開(kāi)的,跟姐說(shuō)說(shuō)!“小青二十出頭,她跟小蘭都是一家不知道什么名字的職業(yè)技術(shù)學(xué)院畢業(yè)的,學(xué)的就是美容美發(fā)之類的專業(yè)。鄭開(kāi)老覺(jué)得她身上有一絲絲的江湖氣息,可能是學(xué)這些的女生性格都比較開(kāi)朗,觀念比較開(kāi)放吧。","
”寂寞難耐啊,要是姐能當(dāng)我女朋友就好了“一心想著女人的鄭開(kāi)隨口就把話撂出去了,反正以前也經(jīng)常跟小青扯些不著五六的話,他倒不怕小青翻臉。","
”行啊,小開(kāi)開(kāi),來(lái)讓姐抱抱,不過(guò)先給姐來(lái)點(diǎn)實(shí)際的,你是有車啊,有房啊,還是百萬(wàn)富翁啊,竟敢打老娘的主意!“一句話,就把鄭開(kāi)給噎回去了。","
每次都這樣,鄭開(kāi)搖搖頭,回了養(yǎng)生館。","
晚上,晚上再去KTV碰碰運(yùn)氣,可見(jiàn)面怎么說(shuō)呢?就是人家愿意跟你交朋友也不代表人家愿意跟你上床?。∽约哼@直沖主題的心態(tài)似乎很難會(huì)贏得人家的芳心,想到頭疼,鄭開(kāi)又唿唿的睡著了。","
一覺(jué)醒來(lái),又快到了掌燈時(shí)分,眼前這女人的問(wèn)題解決不了,他也無(wú)心再讀書(shū),發(fā)了一會(huì)呆,決定先出門解決溫飽問(wèn)題。","
可就在此時(shí),門口響起了小青的叫門聲。","
推門進(jìn)來(lái)的,除了小青還有林萍,手里拎著幾個(gè)袋子,看起來(lái)像是吃的。","
”來(lái)就來(lái)唄,還帶什么東西啊,“","
鄭開(kāi)嬉皮笑臉的,連忙接了過(guò)來(lái)。","
”臭小子,姐今個(gè)沒(méi)事兒,陪你喝兩杯,“","
小青也不客氣,大馬金刀的就坐在了聽(tīng)道室的藤椅上。","
鄭開(kāi)拿了碗筷,拉過(guò)來(lái)一張圓形茶幾,三個(gè)人就圍坐在了一起。","
林萍來(lái)時(shí)拿了兩瓶啤酒根本不夠看,于是鄭開(kāi)又跑廚房拎來(lái)了一瓶白的。","
”小峰咋沒(méi)來(lái)?“","
鄭開(kāi)問(wèn)道,要說(shuō)這種事兒,小峰應(yīng)該在的,小青倒是稀客。","
”臭小子,姐陪你你還不樂(lè)意???“","
小青喝酒很爽快,一開(kāi)始還扭扭捏捏說(shuō)少喝點(diǎn),真喝上了倒是比鄭開(kāi)喝的還多一些。","
”小峰正忙著呢,今天有幾個(gè)??停?,"
林萍一直不肯喝,直到小青要捏鼻子灌她才喝了一小杯。","
酒過(guò)三巡,看著兩個(gè)臉上紅撲撲的嬌艷靚麗少女,鄭開(kāi)不禁打起了鬼主意。","
你說(shuō)要是把小青給灌醉,這什么問(wèn)題就都解決了。","
感覺(jué)到鄭開(kāi)色瞇瞇的眼睛看著自己,小青一拍桌子:”","
看什么呢你,鄭開(kāi)!“”告訴你,今個(gè)姐不會(huì)讓你無(wú)功受祿的,老實(shí)交代,是不是魯大師臨走前教了你一手絕活,“小青說(shuō)這話時(shí)臉蛋透紅透紅的,不知道是不是喝酒喝的?!?,"
什么絕活???“鄭開(kāi)心里一驚,自己很小心了,自從開(kāi)始修煉連讓小峰搬過(guò)來(lái)住的念頭都打消了,這小青是如何得知的消息呢?","
”就是那個(gè),那個(gè)小萍!你跟他說(shuō),“","